Barnum was right.

There’s one born every minute.

Check out this web page, advertising what amounts to a Baofeng UV-5R with a few basic accessories (most of which I think come in the box, and if they don’t, they’re dirt cheap on eBay or even Amazon) for $320.

SS-5R-LARGE

Dude, I have two of those.  I paid $45 for the first one, and $35 for the second one.  The only pieces I don’t have are the audio splitter and the remote PTT switch, and I could homebrew both of them in about an hour.

And I’ll bet nowhere in the ad copy is a suggestion that you need a license to use that radio on just about any service you can name.  Moreover, as far as unlicensed (or “licensed by rule”) services go, the radio is not certified or certifiable for FRS (even on low power, the radio puts out more than the maximum 1/2 watt, and it has a removable antenna) nor is it certified or certifiable for MURS use (while the radio can be set to low power (1W), it can be set to produce more than 2W on high power (4W)).  The only services that the UV-5R is actually certified for are part 90 commercial radio and part 97 amateur radio.  There is no part 95 certification for it at all, even though the prepper whackers keep saying differently (“Well, you know, in an emergency, the FCC isn’t going to be checking licenses or whether your radio is certified for that band”).

I mean, I have a GMRS license, but that still doesn’t qualify my UV-5R’s to be used for GMRS.

Obviously FCC rules don’t matter to people who don’t care, but it tickles me no end that this company probably does sell plenty of these 10x overpriced kits to unsuspecting buyers.

DMR thoughts

The more I fiddle with DMR, the more I think it’s an evolutionary dead end in Amateur Radio.

There is a lot of smoke and heat regarding systems like DMR, and D-Star, and even IRLP and EchoLink that allow amateurs to connect to far-off lands via repeaters that are linked via the Internet.  I’m not going to sit here and make the stupid argument that linked repeaters “aren’t radio” because of the TCP/IP link that does all the heavy lifting so you can talk to some other ham in South Waziristan via your local 70cm repeater.*

But I am concerned more and more about the ability to deliver on the DMR promise of local, regional, and worldwide communication across TDMA repeaters that have two time slots, or “channels”.  Even with the local, regional, and statewide talkgroups on TS2, and the others on TS1, there’s still going to be conflict when two locals are trying to have a QSO and someone on statewide or Midwest tries to have a different QSO.  (Yes, I understand that there are lockouts and timeouts that prevent you from stepping on the other guy.)  The only real answer I see to that is to have multiple repeaters in a given area and break up the talkgroups among them so that each time slot on each repeater has less of a load.  But that defeats the purpose, I think.  Another solution would be to split the bandwidth even further and go to four time slots of (effectively) 3.125MHz bandwidth each.  The question is whether or not you could reliably and intelligibly transmit digital audio in 3.125MHz.  (To clarify, DMR transmits TDMA 12.5MHz, but delivers the two time slots by interleaving the two signals to produce an “effective” 6.25MHz bandwidth per time slot.)  And another solution, I suppose, would be to introduce trunking…which I don’t think anyone really wants to do, because it is horrendously expensive.

And let’s face it.  If you really want to talk through the Internet with someone in South Waziristan, chances are it would be a lot simpler to fire up Skype.

The other concern that I have about DMR is the absolutely shitful programming software that is available for these really sophisticated radios.  I’m pretty certain that the software is shit because DMR started life as a commercial radio solution (MOTOTRBO) and, as someone who had to purchase a couple of Motorola handhelds for a building management association I once worked with, I found that such radios sold in a commercial venue are damned expensive.  On top of that, you don’t get programming software, because the vendor who sells them to you programs them for you.  At a cost.  And if you add channels, they reprogram them for you.  At a cost.  So even though the TRBO-type DMR radios have been around for some time, there’s been no particular reason for the manufacturers to come up with inexpensive, user-friendly programming software for them.  And why would they do that?  Buying a license for Motorola programming software appears to be a five-figure expense, from what I’ve seen on the ‘Net.

So Hytera/Tytera/TYT, who are the ones selling the comparatively-inexpensive DMR handhelds right now, but who also have a thriving commercial business where I imagine they also make big bucks selling programming software to vendors, have produced a piece of crap for end-user amateurs that requires a lot of work and sweat and blood to enter all the information you need just to program your shiny new MD-380 handheld.  Among the shortcomings of this piece of crap are 1) you can’t cut and paste from one codeplug to another, and 2) you can’t re-arrange things like group or contact lists easily (or at all, really).  In addition, the documentation sucks and the ancient MDI Windows interface is an embarrassment, and makes the thing really hard to use.  Why couldn’t they have used a tabbed window?

Someone needs to get one of these radios to RT Systems and beg them to build a programmer for them.

Another problem:  The fragmented nature of the DMR “network”.  In Indiana, we have two competing networks, Hoosier DMR and Crossroads DMR.  They don’t link and the operators apparently have no interest in making them link.  But that’s the usual problem you get in any arena when personalities get involved.  In the real world, if this were a commercial endeavor, there would be a national oversight body that would smooth over the personalities and make the system work.  But this is ham radio, so forget about anything like that.

Anyway, for me, the warm fuzzy glow of DMR has sort of worn off.  I’m seriously considering selling my MD-380 and buying a Yaesu FT-2DR.  At least I could get a decent programmer for it, and still use it in analog mode (and on 2M).

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* I’m only leaving out Yaesu because System Fusion, while it does support Internet linkage via the WIRES and WIRES2 interfaces, seems to be aimed more at the concept of letting folks with analog and digital radios interact on a more local basis.  So far I don’t see any real way to do that with DMR and D-Star.

I wonder why I bother.

This entire thread at eHam just has me thinking:

“You know hams…a bunch of bitchy little girls.”

(With apologies to Sam Axe.  And no apologies to anyone else in the thread.  Those guys are really something.)

I just don’t understand it.  The hams I’ve met and the hams I’ve talked to on the air are (mostly) the nicest people.  There is something about the Internet that just seems to drag all the bad apples in to cuss and fight and argue.  Now and then I get an interesting nugget from reading eHam, but I’m beginning to wonder if it’s worth wading through the load of crap to get to it.  I pretty much stopped reading the QRZ forums for the same reason a long time back, and now it seems like eHam is getting to be just like QRZ.

Now that sporadic-E season is nearly over

it occurs to me that I can’t understand why so many people use JT65 to make digital QSOs on 6 meters.  Wouldn’t JT9 be a better mode for that?  It’s a better mode for weak-signal contacts, and it doesn’t clutter up the band segment, either.

I sat there for hours on 6M the other day and saw lots of JT65 action, but never saw anyone spotted using JT9.